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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Being a developer




I can't really remember the first time I saw a computer. I do remember though that "working on a computer" was the first thing that came to my mind when I was asked "What do you want to do when you grow up?"

Years later, being both a grown up and a developer, I ask myself "Now that you know, if you were a kid again, would you still want to be working on computers when you grew up?". 

Let's see what a life for a developer means to me so far.






My friends


Some of my friends believe that:
  • when I do stuff on the computer, many windows with progress bars making strange alien movie sounds appear constantly
  • I smoke and drink coffee in front of at least two monitors till early morning moving my head like cats do when flies pass by
  • I can hack the whole universe, I just don't do it because there's no need
The others believe that:
  • I am an expert in printing email attached zip files
  • I am an expert in converting a scanned image to a Microsoft office document
  • I'm not good at my work because I don't know how to set a formula in excel
  • even though they were asked by the store if they wanted the OS installed on their brand new laptop, I should be the one to install it

My family


My mother believes that:
  • I will die by monitor radiation
  • it's always a good time to call to ask from me to visit her friend with a new TV in order to program the channels
  • I can handle any device with buttons
  • I lie when I explain that the bug I was talking about is not a real one and that I should be cleaning the house more regularly
My older siblings believe that:
  • something went wrong and my parents should have stopped at them

Other developers


Other developers believe that:
  • the technologies I use suck unless they use them too
  • I understand them when they talk about all existing technologies, tech abbreviations and conferences
  • we should go for drinks at a regular basis otherwise we will all end up alone

Cats


My cat believes that:
  • my computer is her accessory and I can play with it only if I let here hunt the mouse pointer
  • nothing bad can happen when she steps on keyboard while I'm workingal;kdjfh;lkashkj

The truth


The truth is that being a developer is cool besides the fact that:
  • even though you think of yourself like Neo, sometimes you might be working for hours on aligning a div vertically in the middle of its container.
  • even though it's called MySQL, sometimes it might not feel so "My"
  • even though you mkdir best_idea_ever on Saturday morning you end your weekend with sudo rm -rf ./best_idea_ever
  • it's 2015 and the only thing that renders the same way to all browsers is the about:blank
  • you read this post to find code snippets

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